Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Disconnect Between The People + Political Class Is Wider Than Kim Kardashian's Ass

ISIS kills dozens in Turkey + Iraq
A thousand refugees had a rape spree
Iran captures 2 US ships
And today the WH talks about blocks of cheese...Razor's Tweet

It's clear the political class---especially the progressive political class---has open contempt for the will of the people  It's for that reason among many why Donald Trump remains so popular. And perhaps nowhere was this more evident than in Mr. Obama's State of the Union address earlier this week. We witnessed a president hail his accomplishments as most Americans were scratching their heads and shouting: WTF is this guy talking about? So where has this contempt been conspicuous? A few examples:

  • After 10 US sailors were arrested by Iran, the president didn't even mention the incident in his address. More disturbing, Iran released images of our sailors under arrest. Yet, the administration actually tried to convince us it was not a hostile event. And added the sailors were well treated. The back-stabbing, pompous ass----John F. Kerry--- thanked Iran for their cooperation in resolving the matter. In other words, he thanked Iran for embarrassing our nation in addition to highlighting the ultimate indignity any military personnel would feel with those images being published. And, as those images were sent around the globe, Obama actually said the state of our union is strong. 
  • Obama announced more executive actions on gun control that resulted in gun sales  going through the roof. In fact, one political cartoon of a gun shop showed an image of Obama on it's wall with the caption: Sales Employee of the Month.
  • S.C. Republican Governor---Nikki Haley---does the official response to Mr. Obama's SOTU address and proceeds to bash Republicans.
  • The political class tells us that we should have no concern about importing thousands of  refugees as Germany learned what happens when a country actually does import and poorly vets those refugees. According to reports, hundreds went on a rape and sexual abuse rampage in Cologne last New Year's Eve. And just last week, two refugees were arrested in Houston and Sacramento on international terrorism charges. One was a refugee. Don't forget, the Boston Marathon bombers were refugees too.
  • What does it say about an administration that continues to empty Gitmo of terrorist scumbags (many of whom who have returned to the battlefield) as Iran takes our sailors hostage?
  • After two mid-term election landslides, the Republican Party continues to flip its base the bird.
  • Democrats are on the road to nominating a fake, phony and corrupt fraud in Hillary Clinton. The irony is she is supported by millions who know she's corrupt but must like being made fools. Moreover, she's supported what they pretend to oppose (perhaps many are seeing the light considering how well Bernie Sanders in doing in the polls lately).
  • Yet, even as Bernie gains more traction, what does it say about a constituency that actually believes a socialist will do a good job considering it's failed everywhere, every time.
  • What does it say about another progressive run city like Chicago that already has over 100 shootings since the beginning of the New Year?
  • What does it say about Philly's new progressive mayor whose first impulse was to lecture Philadelphian's about not blaming Islam for the police officer shot last week. He said this even though the shooter admitted being a self-avowed Islamist and claiming adherence to ISIS?
  • Yet, even though most polls show the nation is going in the wrong direction (only 23-27% say it's going in the right direction), many Americans will still support those directly responsible for this transformational chaos and insanity. Clinton comes first to mind.
  • We have a media that pretends to be  honest and ethical as it continues to report false narratives.  Even more disturbing, it protects corrupt and vile politicians only because they support the warped and often dangerous ideology of the progressive political class. 
It's becoming increasingly clear the disconnect between the people and the political class is wider than Kim Kardashian's ass.


Tuesday, January 12, 2016

The State Of The Union We Won't Hear Tonight

Tonight, Obama will be delivering a speech describing a strong, optimistic America. He'll be reading Ronald Reagan's 1986 State of the Union Address...WH Press Secretary Tweet (satire)


Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President,  Members of Congress, Distinguished Guests and Fellow Americans (except Republicans, Conservatives and Fox News):

We gather tonight knowing how much I've screwed up the country in just the last seven years.  But what you don't know---it was intentional (a slight smile crosses his lips and Democrats stand up and cheer).

As you know, terrorism is now a global scourge. We've also had approximately 13 terrorist attacks on our soil in less than eight years.  Yes, I know I referred to ISIL (ISIS) as just a "JV Team." Well, it was---but then morphed into a greater threat while on was on my many vacations and playing several hundred rounds of golf. (to a loud applause by the Democrats in the chamber).  Moreover, we released prisoners from GITMO, many of whom returned to their old tricks of beheading innocents, kidnapping women and enslaving them and throwing gays from rooftops. We also released thousands of illegal immigrant felons. And don't forget---we released five Taliban commanders in exchange for Sgt. Bergdahl whose family we praised in the WH Rose Garden (Again, the Democrats stand and applaud for at least 2 minutes).

Yes, we've had a few insignificant scandals like Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the IRS and even the systemic failures of the VA.  But, hey! I can't keep watch over everything that happens in my administration. Anyway, most of those were still Bush's fault.

We are happy to announced the state of the economy has never been better.  Just last week, Wall Street tanked right out of the 2016 gate----it's worst performance since before the Great Depression.  As we intended, middle class incomes continue to stagnate.  More impressively, we've managed to keep over 94M Americans out of the workforce and expand out poverty rolls by the millions.  All of this and more while I was still able to take $70M worth of vacations. I am also happy to announce the nation debt is now approaching $19T----one hell of a damn good achievement on my watch.

In addition to these accomplishments, I've been able to by-pass The Constitution and Congress by issuing as many executive orders as I've wanted.  In fact, with little opposition from even the Republican Party (the Chamber erupts---Democrats stand up and applaud---and even some Republicans do as well).

The defining issue for the last year of my presidency (smirking) will continue to be the transformation of this once great nation to one that is reflective of my vision for it.  Namely, I will ensure we continue to weaken our military---after all, what good do they do anyway? I will ensure those 94M Americans out of the workforce continue enjoying their free time. And those millions in poverty?  That's going to be one of Michelle's pet projects considering her school lunch program was a total success. In addition, Michelle will continue her  hashtag diplomacy against Boko Haram (once again, the Democrats in the Chamber erupt in applause and smiles).

Finally, it is always good to know the main stream media will continue to cover my back no matter how badly I screw up. They can always be counted on for pretending to be honest and ethical.  America! What a country!

Thank you and God Bless America. (many Democrats can actually be seen fainting in the Chamber aisles).

Note: Camera shifts to Chris Mathews who has tears streaming down his pale, pasty face. And CNN is overheard ordering dozens of tampon earrings for its on-air personalities----including Anderson Cooper.