Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Congrats Dems For Nominating The First Female For POTUS Under FBI Criminal Investigation

Bernie Sanders (2 months ago): Hillary Clinton isn't qualified to be POTUS
Bernie Sanders (now): Hillary Clinton will make an excellent POTUS...Josh Earnst Tweet (parody)
Before I begin, hat-tip to Josh Earnst (above) for giving me the idea for this headline.

Well, it's done.  Hillary Clinton is the first corrupt, lying and incompetent female to be nominated by a major American political party for POTUS.  Quite an accomplishment (her only one).

A few reminders regarding the person the DNC just nominated: (some of my regular readers will recognize many of these but they are more timely and appropriate today):

  • Hillary Clinton whose legacy is more stained than Monica's blue dress.
  • Hillary who has more smoking guns than the gunfight at the OK Corral.
  • Hillary, the first nominee for POTUS to be under investigation by the FBI for criminal behavior.
  • Hillary, who WikiLeaks just reported her party made every effort to sabotage Bernie's campaign.
  • Hillary, who the late, great William Safire called a "congenital liar."
  • Hillary, who the FBI reported exhibited careless behavior with her e-mails and private server.
  • Hillary, the first nominee for POTUS who most likely put our national security at risk (per Comey's report).
  • Hillary, who pledged to destroy the coal industry.
  • Hillary, whose entire legacy is more corrupt and wider than Kim Kardashian's ass.
  • Hillary, who flipped and flopped on numerous issues including gay marriage, illegal immigration, free trade, and the Iraq War.
  • Hillary, who bashes the 1% regularly and uses income inequality as an issue yet charged $325K per speech to banks and Wall Street firms.
  • Hillary, whose first impulse is to ALWAYS reach for a lie and true is always the first casualty.
  • Hillary and Benghazi (read the Benghazi Report)
  • Hillary, the first female nominated for president who has a strange penchant for Mao type of pants suits.
  • Hillary, who as former First Lady, former Senator representing NYS and then Sect. of State has virtually no accomplishments to speak about.
  • Hillary, who has most of the main stream media in her back pocket.
  • Hillary Clinton, the candidate for POTUS who supported and even supports most issues her constituents PRETEND to oppose.
Congratulation DNC for nominating the one candidate who regularly channels George Costanza.