Hillary will not decide who her VP pick will be until after all the unmarked envelopes filled with cash are collected...WH Press Secretary Tweet (parody)
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Postscript: And now, WikiLeaks---delicious!
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With the RNC Convention over (by the way, how about all that violence with open-carry gun owners in Cleveland?), it's time to move on to Philadelphia. Philadelphia--- designated a sanctuary city by the new progressive mayor. This mayor happens to be the knucklehead who proclaimed the last Philadelphia cop shot several times (he survived) by a scumbag yelling an Islamist slogan was not an Islamist attack.
So what can we expect from the Democrats? I predict some, if not all, of the following:
- Che T shirts will be a hot item. They are going to love the Obama and Hillary bobble heads.
- Independence Hall will be renamed "Dependence Hall" for the duration of the convention.
- Their candidate will talk about economic inequality as she continues to count the millions she and Bill accumulated from their speeches. She'll also attack banks and Wall Street--the same institutions she charged $350k a pop for speeches.
- Police will be called racist as they spout false data regarding police shootings.
- The Constitution Center will be closed for 4 days.
- More benefits will be recommended for illegal immigrants as American citizens will be thrown to the curb again.
- Free Tuition for all!!! But they won't explain how to pay for it (hint: American taxpayers).
- Guns will be bad. But trucks, bombs, knives, box cutters will still get a pass.
- There will be no anti-war protesters. After all, Obama is still president.
- The American flag in the Betsy Ross House will be replaced with flags from Cuba, Venezuela and other failed socialist regimes.
- God?---who?
- Entitlements will be referred to as "rights."
- There will be little mention of the JV Team.
- Obamacare will be hailed as a great accomplishment even as Humana just announced it is planning on leaving 8 of the 19 health exchanges it now operates. Oh! Health insurance rates rose by about 8%---higher than in previous years.
- The presstitutes in the media will all be feeling a tingling down their legs.
- Elizabeth Warren will still be using smoke signals rather than social media.
- Hillary Clinton will not talk much about Benghazi, Libya, Syria, Iran, N. Korea, Russia and ISIS. I think we know why.
- We will be told Republicans and conservatives hate children, old folks, blacks and most are Islamophobia.
- Hillary Clinton will suddenly love the military. After all, she said she wanted to join the Marines.
- Civil rights will be hailed unless you're an American citizen, conservative, straight, a gun owner and a person of faith.
- We will be told education is in need of more "investment." (that's code for more taxpayer money). This even though trillions have been "invested" in education in the last 40 years.
- Bill Clinton will be present for some of the convention. After all, the 1% are busy folks and there's a Hooters in Philadelphia.
- Hollywood will be well represented.
- Bernie?---he's still feeling the Bern and the pain.
- And they will try to convince America Harry Reid is not the most miserable prick in the Senate.
America!!! What a country!!!
Postscript: And now, WikiLeaks---delicious!
