Harry Reid, A Nutty Little Man + Slimy Miserable Prick, Is Finally Retiring

In a town full of shitty people, Harry Reid was the shittiest...Tweet by David Burge known as Iowa Hawk

So Harry Reid, the most miserable prick in Congress and a nutty little man, is finally retiring. Good riddance.

Before he leaves the Senate chambers, this would be a good time to review his pathetic legacy.

• In 2007, he declared the war in Iraq was lost. To his embarrassment, the surge proved him wrong again. By the way, John F. Kerry, a close associate of Reid and a back-stabbing, pompous ass himself, accused American soldiers in Iraq of "going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children..." This should surprise no one considering Kerry also maligned an entire generation of Vietnam veterans. 
• This is the same Harry Reid who was caught funneling campaign money to his relatives. According to Politico, Harry channeled $31K to his granddaughter's jewelry company. Politico, in that same report, said Reid has a long history of nepotism.
• In 2007, Harry Reid penned a letter to the CEO of Clear Channel Communications asking the CEO to repudiate comments made by Rush Limbaugh regarding the "phony soldier" controversy. He also read the letter in Senate chambers. That letter was counter-signed by 41 other democrats including Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Richard Durbin and Joe Biden. In addition, he implied Rush should be taken off the air---a clear violation of free speech.  Limbaugh had accused Reid and other progressive Democrat knuckleheads of siding with a guy who accused our military of war crimes he witnessed as a soldier in Iraq. Limbaugh was right. Not only was the guy a phony soldier, he washed out of basic training and never served a day in Iraq. The phony soldier was eventually sentenced to prison.
• But Reid's slimness didn't end there. After the reports of the guy being a phony soldier were made public, nutty little Harry goes back on the Senate floor and says this: "I strongly believe when we can put our differences aside, even Harry Reid and Rush Limbaugh, we should do that and try to accomplish good things for the American people."
• During the last presidential campaign, Reid accused Romney of not paying his taxes for 10 years. He said he heard it from an anonymous source. Politifact later reported that Romney had paid his taxes. In addition, Politico reported Romney gave over 30% of his income to charity in 2011. In comparison, Joe Biden gave a whopping 1.5% of his income in the same reporting year.
• And, of course, there are these gems. When speaking about visitors, he said: "You can literally smell tourists coming in the Capitol." According to this prick, Americans stink. And in 2008, he famously described Obama as "a light-skinned Afro-American with no negro dialect."
• One final gem from this little man. In 2014, Reid told reporters: "The border is secure."

I'll close with the great Charlie Daniels when he said of Reid: "Harry Reid, you should be put in jail for impersonating an American."